Rizzo is ALIVVEEEE!! With that good news let’s get this going…Today, we instantly connect to the internet. Here’s a clip from a 1990 informational video that featured actors portraying a family of four explaining how simple it was to get “online”…A waitress on TikTok is going viral after sharing a crazy story of a table that sent back a steak around six times…The new Michael Jackson movie “Michael” was #1 at the box office over the weekend, grossing more than $97,000,000…One grandmother says she received a message saying her bank account was compromised and provided a phone number to call urgently…A second video shows a Priority Waste truck dumping garbage juice on a street. The company confirmed the same driver is responsible…White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting suspect Cole Allen said he was shocked at how little scrutiny he got on his cross-country journey to kill Trump administration officials…Salvage Station has announced plans to rebuild following a late-night fire at the Lyman Street location known as Asheville Waste Paper…One Florida man got insanely lucky, and is now a millionaire. Over the weekend, a Florida man won nearly $2 million off an insane 6-legged MLB parlay…Twin brothers Francesco and Giacomo Fierloni were electrocuted while trying to retrieve a bird from power lines…A woman was locked inside the Ross Dress for Less store in Roseville after it closed. She was inside until after 1 a.m…Rizzo supposedly died over the weekend according to an AI…We played his funeral playlist…An attendee who reportedly had the hotel room next to Cole Allen recalled what he described as alarming security lapses in the hours before Allen allegedly opened fire outside the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner…Buckingham Palace says King Charles and Queen Camilla’s visit to the U.S. this week will continue as planned, despite the White House Correspondents Dinner shooting…“Michael” has grossed $217.3-million worldwide and that places it at number 3 on Billboard’s list of music biopics with the highest worldwide grosses…A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly impersonating a firefighter during an active fire…A patron who was “visibly upset about the hardness of the bread used for his sandwich” struck a Subway employee in the face… NYPD Officer James Giovansanti’s pickup truck has been caught on camera 547 times in Staten Island since 2022, including 187 camera-issued tickets in 2025 alone…Let’s sing our way out of this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show…And then there’s Maude…And then there’s Maude…And then there’s Maude!!