Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY- It’s the post 4/20 Monday on Rizzo & Jeff!! At our appearance over the weekend- Jeff was accosted! Lois, a very friendly older gal, got herself a handful and it leads us to ask- What makes Jeff appealing to elders? If you’re in a jam- call your gam gam. One grandmother took the law into her own hands and busted into a school to help with a beat down! The old school way would have been a soapin. A recent survey says only 10% have actually gotten soap in the mouth, and your calls led us to believing the penguins are to blame. You know who REALLY deserves blame- Tom Selleck for his reverse mortgages and lies about cell phone use and smut searches. Would you go see Face Off 2? Hollywood must be running out of new ideas. The rock and roll Hall of Fame’s BRILLIANT new idea is to induct crotchety LOU GRAMM. Foreigner didn’t give a press release when they broke up, but that seems to be the new viral trend. Hearing Lithgow chat about Harry and the Henderson’s doesn’t sound so bad after all that. Turkey Mushroom sloppy joes sound horrible, Valerie Bertinelli needs to stay out of the kitchen. It’s one of those SPECIAL kinda Mondays- with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.