A dereliction of your duties that you did not launch the show with some 4/20 silliness Rizzo…Let’s get to Opening Audio…A 28-year-old man in California, Jarrelle Augustine, was arrested for stealing valuable LEGO figurines from sets. After he removed them, he’d replace the Lego pieces with bags of dried pasta, reseal the box, and return for cash…Today is April 20th. To some, it’s famously known as 4/20. Like The Toker…On New York City’s Upper West Side, an older woman alerted a police officer on horseback that another woman had just stolen her purse. Listen as the cop trots through the city streets chasing down the perp…Only in Canada does a Junior hockey team get pulled over by a police officer who turns out to be a super fan…Chinese carmaker Seres has been granted a patent for what it calls an “in-vehicle toilet” that slides under a passenger’s seat…A strong earthquake took place off the northern coast of Japan Monday afternoon, prompting the Japan Meteorological Agency to put out a tsunami alert in the area…NFL reporter Dianna Russini’s rough week apparently also included a “daring rescue.” At least that’s what one report is calling it…A three-year-old hunter wounded two people during Wisconsin’s youth turkey season on April 12th…Sister Francis Dominici Piscatella, a 112-year-old American nun from Long Island, New York, is recognized as the oldest living nun in the world…Henry Winkler was fine with things getting a little chilly while filming his first-ever nude scene…A fraud scheme involving wearing bear costumes across Southern California has ended in jail time for three people…The Asheville Police Department arrested four individuals last week after thefts were reported in the downtown area…Air Canada announced on Friday that the airline is suspending select U.S.-bound flights as jet fuel prices continue to skyrocket in the wake of the Iran war…A California couple got quite the surprise when a hot air balloon full of people made an emergency landing in their backyard …Glacier Peak High School students in Snohomish, Washington, were exposed to nude images during a teacher’s slideshow presentation…A skydiver performing during a football game at Virginia Tech University crashed into the stadium’s scoreboard and was left dangling…An enraged woman on the Gold Coast has been captured clinging to the bonnet of a car in a bizarre road rage incident…Let’s all go think about an oiled-up Danny DeVito and then check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!