Rosie is ready to step into a straight relationship to get things going this morning…We will get to that later on…A priest has issues with security…He refuses to go through the security machine because they will see him naked…So he would rather be groped and touched by the TSA…A Karen who enjoys eating the bean went crazy on her roommate for not paying…She was pretending to be hit but it was all caught on video…A man was wreaking havoc on a woman’s house after she was at fault…He went and spray painted her house and tried to put sugar in her gas tank…The accident was 2 years ago…A woman is back in jail after she made thousands of reservations at a hotel because they didn’t have pancakes…Well she was arrested and when she got out she did it again…A gun related road rage incident happened on Fairview Road early Sunday morning…We go over some of the perks for winning The Masters…Four people who rode horses into Walmart were arrested…One said it was an emotional support horse…Rosie O’Donnell has admitted that Lyle Menendez is the first straight man she can love and trust…What a conjugal visit that is…Meet Edward Cocaine…He was arrested for drug possession for having Xanax and not cocaine…The grandmother who was trapped in Puerto Rico with her emotional support parrot was able to fly back to New York with the bird…A rundown of the worst game shows of all time came out and poor Alex Trebek topped the list with Classic Concentration…Ever been crab clawed by a granny? A woman on a flight from Las Vegas to North Dakota was grabbing the junk of flight attendants…Are you a gum swallower? We learned today that Rizzo never spits his gum out…He’s a Dubba Bubba Beluga…Gayle King and Katy Perry are heading into space today with Blue Origin…A man firebombed the house of the Governor of Pennsylvania while his family and him were in it…He was able to escape…Diddy uses packets of mackerel as currency while he is in prison…Gayle King made it back safe…You can hear that and anything you missed on this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!