As we get Monday morning going, Opening Audio may or may not involve the Chinese…That is generally the first hour of the show…Three California men accused of stealing $1 million worth of Lego toys face cargo theft charges…A Yakuza member of Korean descent in Japan attempted to smuggle into the country. This is enough for approximately 1.27 million people to smoke…A woman in Kentucky was killed after being crushed by a garbage truck’s grappler claw…Bo the beaver was rescued after a flood, lost an eye to disease, but is now a certified educational ambassador teaching kids about beavers…Several permanent ramp closures are planned for April and May as part of ongoing construction for the Interstate 26 Connector project…A proposal to add express toll lanes to a 16-mile stretch of Interstate 40 between Asheville and Clyde could help ease traffic congestion…Rory McIlroy is now the fourth person to ever repeat as Masters champion, and the first since Tiger Woods did it 2001-02…Dolly Parton is the most beloved public figure in the U.S. by far…A welfare check on a 91-year old Westlake woman Thursday ended with a discovery you’d never expect…Police said the woman was fine but missed the calls because she was trying to beat her record in a video game…Why are there so many car washes in Asheville? The CEO of McDonald’s is once again getting made fun of online for being kind of weird while eating his company’s own products. Here is CEO Chris Kempczinski with Tim Higgins of the Wall Street Journal trying some nuggets…Unseasonably warm and dry conditions are expected to build across Western North Carolina and much of the Southeast in the coming days, raising concerns about early-season heat and increased fire danger…Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into a rehab facility, following a DUI arrest last month…Why are people eating mini clay pots on TikTok?…The world’s largest known group of wild chimpanzees has split and been locked in a vicious “civil war” for the last eight years…Want to play where is the parakeet? If you want the answer, just ask Rob Powers…Then you can check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!