Let’s get this Monday going, Rizzmeister General…Remember if you sleep head to toe everything still lines up…Barbie fans were left utterly disappointed after experiencing what was supposed to be a fun-filled, glittery weekend full of immersive attractions and themed installations at the Barbie Dream Fest festival in Fort Lauderdale, Florida…If you have money to blow, someone created a $5 novelty app that makes your MacBook moan and more if you slap it. It apparently took one person two days to create it, and it made $5,000 in only three days…An Atlanta man called 911 to complain that his neighbor’s cat litter box smelled bad. The man told the dispatcher the smell was getting “worser”…A 6,000 lb carrot cake was created to celebrate a milestone birthday and attempt to break a world record set in 2016…A statewide burn ban is in effect as crews battle multiple wildfires for nearly a week across WNC…The NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Final Four is set…Tiger Woods is not allowed to drive President Donald Trump or any of his children or grandchildren. That role belongs only to the Secret Service…A colossal crime has occurred in Europe as a massive 12-ton shipment of Nestlé’s KitKat bars was brazenly stolen in a pre-Easter truck heist…Japan’s government has put together a plan to deal with the growing problem of bears wandering into towns and cities…Authorities in Georgia have suspended the license of a doctor who turned routine cosmetic procedures into dance routine procedures…Two families are demanding action after they say their loved ones died during dental implant surgery performed at the Florida Implant Studio…Howie Mandel has publicly apologized to Kelly Ripa after a tense on-air exchange during a recent episode of Live with Kelly and Mark…Airports are now dealing with passengers who show up way too early…Multiple wildfires continued to burn across Western North Carolina on Monday as the region remains in severe drought conditions…Tiger Woods’ latest DUI arrest reportedly has friends wondering when he’s going to “get real” and start acting his age…Stinky tofu definitely earns its name! Now a restaurant in San Gabriel has been fined for serving it after a neighbor complained…George Smith went viral after a violent outburst at the Grand Casino in Shawnee, Oklahoma, where he destroyed a slot machine after claiming it malfunctioned during a $600,000 jackpot…You can hit the jackpot by listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!