God bless our troops! It’s been a wild weekend…Let’s keep the wild going as we talk kinks with listener Mark…Let’s roll that right into Opening Audio…People who called the Washington state Department of Licensing and pressed “2 for Spanish”, got Spanish-accented A.I. English instead…J.M. Smucker Company announced that Smucker’s fruit spreads will have a “new and fresh” label on its glass jam jars. They say it’s the first change for them in “nearly 30 years”…A 21-year-old skier was caught on camera dangling from a ski lift at Big Bear Mountain Resort in California last Tuesday…Fruit of the Loom Japan Suit in a Bag is a two-piece suiting set made entirely from 100 % cotton and designed to be machine washable…Japanese police arrested a man in his 90s Thursday for allegedly defacing a sign at a prosecutor’s office in the city of Osaka…A Texas news anchor and meteorologist were forced to deny bad blood and apologize after trading jabs during an awkward on-air clash that quickly went viral…The US has confirmed that three of their F-15 fighter jets were shot down by Kuwait in a friendly fire blunder…The North Carolina State Highway Patrol was dispatched to the report of an airplane crash at approximately 4:20 p.m. on Sunday, March 1…A total lunar eclipse will occur on March 3, creating a dramatic red “blood moon” for skywatchers across North America, Australia and East Asia…A Superior Court judge has ruled that a murder suspect is competent to stand trial, despite the man removing his own eyeballs…A $116 texting ticket in Lake Worth Beach is being challenged after a deputy claimed the driver used a hand she does not have…A former Disney World worker recently confirmed that Safari drivers are instructed to drive off if someone falls into the crocodile pit…Padres pitcher Matt Waldron out indefinitely after infection in his rear end…The Great Wolf Lodge in the Twin Cities is serving a new ranch milkshake with vanilla ice cream, ranch dressing, crispy chicken, and more…An “alpine divorce.” It happens when a couple goes on a date out in nature think a hike, camping trip or bike ride and then one abandons the other in the wilderness…Hawk Tuah has now decided to pivot into adult-oriented subscription content, which was always an option on the table if her other projects didn’t work out…Actor Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested and charged with battery after police say he punched several people outside a New Orleans bar earlier this month, was arrested again on Saturday…Streamer Adin Ross reportedly purchased Walter White’s home from Breaking Bad… LA Metro tells the public to ‘Ride the D’ and the internet loves it. ‘Ride the D’ shirts and crop tops are now available on Metro’s website…81-year-old man sends in tryout video with dream of playing for Savannah Bananas…We would like you to try out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!