Nothing like an unexpected smooch to get things going on a snowy/icy Monday…Ever hear of a loosie? That is just buying a single cigarette…How about a loosie egg…That is where we are at now…Do you like Marmite? Well try coffee paste…It is something new that you can put on toast…At least it is gooey…Let’s keep grandpa’s off of snowmobiles…Especially when those snow mobiles are on ice…Another plant from Harvey on The Feud…Steve had someone answer a question and the answer would never be up there on a regular day…Poor Mary Todd Lincoln…Wash for Wallyworld…A judge has ordered that folks that have shoplifted from a particular Walmart will have to wash cars at said Walmart…Shout out to the Asheville Fire Department for heading to Kentucky to help with flooding…Elon Musk is on the baby #13 with this 4th baby mama…Chubby Checker is currently 7th in the fan voting for The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame…An Uber Eats driver is going viral for posting a video after the person he was delivering to did not leave a tip…So he made a video of him eating the customers food…Why are there so many stories about guys pulling it out at the Dollar Store? We could not believe how many news stories there were…Peeps milk? It is wayyy too much mallow mouth…Who can handle all of that mallow…Did the Onlyfans model who said she slept with over 1,000 men actually do it? Onlyfans will not let her release the video…Measles and Ebola over the weekend…Let’s hope they get it contained…Do NOT take a selfie with a 6ft shark…That is what one Canadian woman did and now she has stumps…A man forged his grandfather’s death certificate to get off of work after his girlfriend cheated on him…His grandfather is still alive…We go over some of the more ridiculous President’s Day commercials…You should go over this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!