The Rizzo & Jeff Show

Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 12/9
Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 12/9

Grimace is strong enough to stand on his own…That convo will wait…A paramedic was in a Tractor Supply as it was on fire and just kept shopping…”We listen and we don’t judge”…The challenge that is getting people in trouble…A girl almost killed her dog…Vanna White’s son is really eating up the fact that he’s some kind of heartthrob…There is infighting with The Village People…The lead vocalist claims it is not a gay anthem…How does Grimace reproduce? It took over the internet this weekend…It’s quite a thing to ponder…It has been determined that he is one giant taste bud and taste buds reproduce on their own…Juan Soto signed a massive 15 year $765 million contract…He can opt out after 5 years…But man what a contract…Jay-Z has been implicated with Diddy and the assault of a 13 year old girl after the 2000 MTV Music Awards…He categorically denies it…Joey Chestnut is a moose…He ate 21lbs of shrimp over the weekend to avenge his losses and won the St. Elmo Shrimp Cocktail Eating Contest…Dick Van Dyke sang a song with Coldplay about turning 99 years old and man did it feel quite morbid…Frost The Snowman is the most dangerous song to listen to while you’re driving…We postulate that the most awful is Christmas Shoes…Speaking of Christmas…Who do you think was the best person to play Santa Claus of all time? The survey says Tim Allen…Canada has shot down a UFO near Alaska…There have been a ton of alien sightings as of late…Ava Louise joined the show…She was the woman who not only went viral for flashing the portal that was constructed from NYC to Dublin…But she also went viral over the weekend for being hired by a Giants player to flash the New Orleans Saints during the game and she went viral globally…If your nickname is Big Bob, never admit to being the one who ate the donuts…What you can admit to is listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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