Rizzo’s life is about to change…You will find out later in the podcast…But we are back fresh after a nice holiday with the family…Opening Audio kicks off with…Let’s start with a drunk guy who got pulled over and had a white claw stuck to his finger…The guy who bought the $6 million banana on a wall art opened the banana and ate it…Everyone knows a Filet-O-Fish guy…A guy tried to get into LA Fitness with a card attached to a fish…Hate when songs get stuck in your head? Well, there is audio that is scientifically proven to be able to help get it out of your head…Does the happy meat come with tartar sauce? A woman pulled her car up to a Mcdonald’s and her car was pelted with meat and no one knows where it came from…Dr. Jill Biden hasn’t been slapped with happy meat in a while…Ellen moved to England to escape Trump and how her new home has been destroyed by flood waters…Tom Cruise has sworn off sex and he is now celibate…Hunter Biden has been pardoned by his daddy Joseph R. Biden Jr….A woman wanted to be charitable in Alaska and was dropping turkeys from a helicopter…What could go wrong? We get to it…The news that could change our lives…Rizzo has purchased a 2005 Buick Park Avenue Ultra…His life will never be the same…We had people call and describe a Park Ave. man…Let us tell you about an elder…This grandmother was arrested for stabbing her daughter and grandson as they were arguing…A drunk deputy got so wasted at the Christmas party that he stood by a school and directed traffic outside of school that had no one there while drinking Mike’s Harder Lemonades…Jeff Bezos has emerged as a suitor to purchase NFL team The New York Jets…Kathy Griffin has thrown her name in the hat to be the next Golden Bachelorette…We’d rather have Carrot Top…A woman was able to slip through TSA and hide in bathrooms on a Delta flight and make it to Paris from NYC…A little dollop of Dolly happened…The lead singer of Steely Dan does not want to be considered yacht rock…A man wielding a chainsaw in a senior community was shot and killed by police…He was shirtless…You can be shirtless when you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!