Clapping away to BTO to get the show started today on a short week…Let’s get to Opening Audio… We heard from Melissa Schlarb after her windshield was shattered after a bald eagle dropped a cat through it on US-74 in Swain County, North Carolina… Miss Mexico Fatima Bash Fernandez wins Miss Universe 2025 after a controversial year marked by a public berating and contestant walkouts…Long Island pizzeria goes viral for Thanksgiving pie with all the trimmings: ‘Probably sold over 500 pies’… A former superintendent of a west suburban school district paid thousands of dollars for porn on his government credit card, according to an investigation…A Campbell’s employee claims he was fired for calling out VP’s ‘disgusting’ rant about co-workers, bad food for poor people…NBA coach, others charged in alleged illegal gambling scheme due in court today…Rice University turns to free beer to get students to this season’s final home football game…Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children…A man arrested after setting woman on fire for not getting him a beer…We recapped Rizzo aka The Candy Cane Man’s performance at The Holiday Parade…3 staffers accused of elder abuse allegedly sprayed residents with water bottle…Man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on the interstate said he needed excitement in his life, deputies say… A supermarket employee Carlos Palasios was arrested for allegedly recording video of a woman’s dress while working at a Kroger store… Video shows hidden camera in women’s locker room at Oriental Palm Springs Spa in Queens, NY; owner denies camera’s existence…Asheville Police say a late-night assault on Warren Avenue Thursday led officers to a nearby home where a woman was found stabbed to death. The suspect, who was arrested minutes later, had been released from jail just seven days earlier after serving time for assaulting a government employee… In newly filed court documents, Paris Jackson accused John Branca and John McClain of abusing their roles as executors by paying themselves irregular “premium payments” and unexplained bonuses… A man who claims to be a GameStop worker gave an insider’s preview into the retailer’s upcoming “Trade Anything Day.” As you can guess, it’s not pretty…A South Bay restaurant is shut down after a viral video showed an employee slamming frozen ribs onto the ground in the back parking lot…A California woman orders a Crunchwrap Supreme. Then she demands answers from Taco Bell after seeing what’s hidden inside…We demand you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!