Well let’s just turn around and head home…We were privy to some BTO to start Monday…But old Jeffy wants to stay and get to Opening Audio…A man was arrested for breaking into a sheriff’s office while wearing a speedo…Authorities say 50-year-old Corey Nickerson barged in and accosted a dispatcher on her way into work…A Lyft driver was arrested and accused of shooting a man during an altercation involving a slammed car door…Mx. is a gender-neutral title used in the same way as gendered titles like “Miss” and “Mr.” Like the singular “they.”…A man stole 47 vehicles from Syracuse airport rental agency and rented them across CNY…Two suspects were arrested in connection with the theft of crown jewels from Paris’ Louvre museum, justice and police officials said Sunday…NBA legend Kevin Garnett has been named in the NBA gambling scandal, but it appears that he may have been a victim…The Utica Police Department arrested a woman for vandalizing a victim’s car with a bunch of different condiments…Police said the suspect covered the vehicle in ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and eggs…’Animal communicator’ Faye Rogers claims that she can speak to pets…She said she regularly speaks to her donkey, Thistle…A Florida woman was arrested after claiming she’s Eminem’s wife to Get Out of paying the restaurant bill. Her breakfast cost $27.55…The stars of HGTV’s “Divided by Design” say their dog died and was cremated “without our consent” by a dog sitter over the summer…A father is facing charges after threatening to shoot up an elementary school over his child missing snack time…Hurricane Melissa is a powerful Category 5 storm as it slowly drifts toward Jamaica…Ten people go on trial for cyber-harassment of Brigitte Macron: Group faces two years in jail ‘for claiming she is a man…Chick-fil-A launches first-ever vending machine (And yes, it’s closed on Sundays)…Good samaritans stripped down to their briefs to rescue 3 stranded whales on a Canadian beach…A bakery employee is facing several felony charges after police in Alexandria said he secretly recorded coworkers …There is no need for you to secretly listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!