Well half of the internet is down but we are still up and going…We started with a banjo joke from Melvin and now we can start the show…Rosie O’Donnell thinks Keanu Reeves was one of the worst guests she ever had…A former Travis County corrections officer is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly smuggling chicken wings to an inmate in exchange for money…Remember to never squeeze the Charmin…State officials recommend Mission Hospital be placed under Immediate Jeopardy again…An Air China flight bound for Seoul was forced to make an emergency landing in Shanghai on Saturday after a lithium battery inside a passenger’s carry-on luggage spontaneously burst into flames in an overhead bin…The FBI is leading the investigation into the discovery of a hunting stand near the Air Force One landing zone in Florida…Des Moines man faces 88 charges for allegedly hiding camera in porta-potty at cross country meet…Police in a New England town are searching for men who pocketed $7,400 in cash that fell off a car…Two bear attacks occurred in the same Japanese town on Saturday amid a rising number of incidents involving the animals…A man in Florida who claimed to be Elon Musk stole nearly $600,000 from a woman…BTW has anyone heard of a 3:30pm newscast? A father-daughter treasure hunting team from northeast Georgia struck gold on Bailey Mountain Loop in Madison County, finding more than $26,000 in coins during the Countdown Treasure hunt…According to the data from the supercomputer, the Earth will pretty much be toast in the year 1,000,002,021…just under a million years from now…Amazon Web Services (AWS) had a major outage this morning and while Amazon says they “fully mitigated” the main issue and most services are restored, Reddit and some other sites are still down…A pizza delivery driver in New Jersey found a creative solution to a flooding problem by using a kayak to complete his delivery…McDonald’s employee, 2 other men arrested after fight leads to gunfire at eatery…A woman who police say sent her husband an AI-generated photo of a man on their couch as part of a prank is facing charges…This is no prank…This is actually the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!