Llama chat and Van Halen to get things moving on a rainy Monday…That leads us into Opening Audio…A Hooters girl was trying to get out of a ticket and she kept calling the cop daddy and was popping her top…Rapper Ice-T was pulled over in one of his 7 cars…His license hasn’t been valid since 2021 and his registration has expired…T was able to get out of it…T’s got a guy…A guy got pulled over and said he was the DUI driver…Not the DD…The DUI driver…What was in your backdoor in 2024…A year in review of sorts…We went down the comprehensive list…A xylophone mallet…A can of cooking spray…A can of deodorant…A broomstick…Far be it for us to call for someone’s job, but we have a rapping news man who is rapping about snow to 50 Cent…Just stick to reading the news…Rizzo is upset that Malachi Rodgers turned down his invitation for a Christmas goose…Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is said to be stepping down this week because of huge inflation…Skip Bayless if being accused of offering a woman $1.5 million to sleep with him…The judge is set to sentence President-Elect Trump and he is not expected to see any jail time…Gosh-A-Roni…That is what Ted Danson yelled in the bedroom on the first night he had with his wife in 1983…We tried to figure out the origin of Gosh-A-Roni…Where would he pick up that word in the 80’s? When you get home from work do your clothes explode off of your body? Are you a nudie? Arnold is going to check in with us tomorrow when his wife goes to work…Are these popular wedding songs floppy meat or not floppy meat…We will listen and decide…Chick-Fil-A has changed their fry recipe and people are not happy with them at all…People are beginning to miss the mushy’s…More stories about Fox Sports workplace sex…Brad from Home Improvement was arrested again…A boy survived being in a big cat enclosure for days…We hope you survive this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!