WE SURVIVED ICEMAGEDDON!! Let’s get to Opening Audio…A meteorologist in Oklahoma asked viewers to share their “measurements” on Saturday, as in snow measurements. But her Facebook page immediately got flooded with jokes about men’s junk…Ally Putnam knows that her husband Max loves Costco, so she decided to throw him a surprise 30th birthday party at their food court…The pronunciation of the word capybara, which is the world’s largest rodent, is very similar around the globe. Until you get to Germany…A local public official and a police department employee are accused of engaging in a sex act in public in front of children…A naked man was found walking in the street claiming spiders were on him and the devil was talking to him, now charged with public intoxication…Tokyo pub explicitly soft-bans customers older than 39 from entering…Wind chills near zero as ice, power outages linger in Asheville area…Officials urge caution as cold weather advisories continue through Tuesday…Buncombe County sheriff’s deputies are investigating the death of a man found along New Leicester Highway early Sunday…A “venerable and wildly popular” shoe retailer is closing its foundational downtown Sharon storefront, which it’s maintained for 135 years…We heard from the greatest shoe salesman of all time…Papa John’s customer gets delivered the wrong pizza. Terrence’s order contains a sauceless, cheese less pizza with green peppers and pineapple scattered in the middle…A teenage girl was arrested for battery after she allegedly struck her mother with a pork chop during an argument…Announcers calmly call a brawl during a Kentucky middle school basketball game: ‘They just tased Ryan’…Sanford police say they’re investigating a peeping Tom case. A woman says the man has come and tried looking into her home at least 40 times since October…A Burger King received enough complaints about the quality of their food, that the chain revoked the location’s franchising agreement. However, the owner decided to just ignore that small detail, and continued to operate the restaurant as usual…The Town of Burnsville is experiencing periods of low pressure and outages in its distribution system due to a water line break…Duke Energy is warning customers about a scam involving messages that falsely claim a scheduled power outage will affect their service…A family of four behind bars all accused of ganging up and beating a hostess over parking validation…Authorities say a man posed as a pilot for 4 years, obtaining hundreds of free flights & traveling the world before being arrested…BAZINGA!! Check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!