Happy Birthday Jeff!! 44 years old only means the countdown to 50…Let’s start this off right with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive and then get to Opening Audio…Do not pee on your friend if they get stung by a jellyfish…It actually makes the sting worse…Don’t let a random man pee on you…A man forgot that he left his wife at a gas station after driving 200 miles…She had no money and no wallet…King Of The Hill is back and Rizzo is on cloud 9…Do you have a crack house? A man in Cleveland is catching heat for posting billboards that say he wants to buy your crack house…Or if your house is trash, he will pay cash…Jeff got his first big birthday surprise of the day…He had the Muppets wish him a happy birthday…Is Kanye the next Diddy? Kanye is being accused by an ex-assistant of the same stuff…Casey Anthony’s new man owns a gun shop…Larry David has a new show on HBO that is produced by Barack and Michelle Obama…Polly is a cow with dwarfism that was kidnapped here in Asheville and we are putting together the Polly Task Force to find her…Listener Bart interrupted the convo to talk about wanting to talk about Richard Simmons shorts up for auction…Rizzo hit Jeff with another birthday surprise…MAMA JUNE!! She wished Jeff a cracked up happy birthday…There is a group in Pittsburgh that has a nude bowling event that is taking the city by storm…We pondered if it would work here in Asheville…A nurse cut off an elderly man’s zombie foot at a nursing home and will serve no jail time…Prime Day sales weren’t all Amazon expected them to be…The Office spinoff “The Paper” will be out in September and Oscar is the only cast member from the old show that will be on there…Al Roker fell asleep during an interview with Rick Springfield…A cougar is on the loose in one of the worst places on earth…Rochester, NY…A man was carjacked and robbed after he showed up for an online date on the 4th of July…Enjoy Jeff’s birthday celebration all over again by listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!