Funny hair in funny places…Rizzo has finally grown up and promised to stop doing silly voices at drive-thrus…One guy in a timely fashion did a Beetlejuice voice…Enough…Steve Harvey thinks there are sports in which athletes fondle each other in Venezuela…Hey weirdo…When you walk into a ladies room by accident, just turn around and walk out…Don’t sit and apologize…That’s what one guy did for 45 seconds…Leave the bathroom…Have you ever gotten black out drunk after 6 Miller Lites? Well one woman did and she broke into a funeral home and stole a casket with a body in it…She was caught…The father of the suspected Georgia high school shooter has been arrested and charged on multiple counts…A Tesla had to be stopped as the passenger was asleep while the car was on autopilot on a highway in North Carolina…Upon the stop drugs were found…George Clooney is concerned about his aging so he promised Brad Pitt he would sign an NDA to have his aging secrets…Where has Gary Busey been? Well, no worries because we found out…He’s been hanging out with Mr. Pumpkin Head and also, he has been eating butter sausage…A prosthetic leg was left behind at Pritchard Park in Downtown Asheville and we are actively trying to find who it belongs to…How do you forget your prosthetic leg? What is the greatest breakfast cereal of all time? They say it is Cinnamon Toast Crunch…Jeff goes with an oldie but goodie…Cookie Crisp…What is with people being nude all the time lately? A man was arrested after he entered his neighbor’s yard nude…Not once, but twice…He was caught and copped to it…Kamala Harris preps her greens in the bathtub when she is throwing large parties…The world’s oldest and biggest goldfish “The Carrot” didn’t make it…The fish died of natural causes…What’s natural is for you to check out the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!