We are not spitting on anyone like Jalen Carter of the Eagles did last night…Let’s get to Opening Audio this Friday…Man arrested threatens to ‘blow up’ veterinary hospital over pet spider monkey…A man was arrested Tuesday night in downtown Nashville after he was allegedly running around naked and trying to break into vehicles…Louisiana Republican John Kennedy claimed that eating recalled radioactive shrimp could make people resemble the creature from the sci-fi horror movie Alien, or even grow an extra ear…An 18-year-old high school student is arrested for trying to kill his uncle by putting poisonous plant leaves in his miso soup…Can news people stop trying to have normal conversations on-air? Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather have signed a deal to square off against one another! Foreigner has made a “formal offer” to perform at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding…Jalen Carter was ejected for spitting on Dak Prescott after the opening kickoff of Eagles vs. Cowboys season opener…79-year-old multi-millionaire Sir Benjamin Slade set out for the search for a much younger woman, who he so charmingly puts it will be a “good breeder” to have a son who will inherit his massive 1,300-acre estate…A Rent-a-scary person company appears in Japan, seems an awful lot like a straight-up gang…We introduced Asheville to a hidden gem the city didn’t even know about…The Asheville Senior Chorus…A viral video posted by a former employee of Santa Barbara clinic shows workers posing around patients’ bodily fluids…Highway Patrol investigates discovery of man’s body found on I-40 near Canton…Steve Buscemi reveals we’ve been pronouncing his name wrong for years…Selena Gomez’s mom Mandy Teefey allegedly snorted Ritalin at their startup office that doubled as ‘drug den’…Don’t boo hoo like Rizzo and turn that frown upside down by listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!