Are we bright eyed, and bushy tailed this morning? After our failed attempt to purchase the senior boudoir calendar that we talked about last week, we will lift up our spirits and get things going with Opening Audio…Someone keep an eye on the principal who likes to dance and sing to 70’s tunes…Woman arrested for allegedly stealing a shuttle bus at Midway Airport, claiming she was testing security…A South Carolina inmate has been sentenced to 15 additional years in prison for throwing a cup of diarrhea at a prison guard…A simple act of kindness took a sharp turn in New Baltimore when an 11-year-old boy became trapped, his leg stuck in the bleachers at the Anchor Bay Aquatic Center…2 cows dead after I-26 crash where 2 tractor trailers ran into 2 EMS vehicles…A monkey that had escaped a zoo in North Carolina was hit by a car on Tuesday…Shout out to listener Todd…We helped him find his girlfriend alive during the hurricane last year…He was the winning bid for Lunch With Rizzo & Jeff that goes to charity…85-year-old Chuck Norris shared on Instagram this week that he recently hiked Lassen Peak, one of Northern California’s most iconic trails…A kitchen sink sandwich is a creative, no-waste lunch or dinner made by assembling all your leftover ingredients and odds and ends from the fridge and pantry into a sandwich…A man ate Surströmming (a famously pungent Swedish fermented herring) as part of a taste-test challenge…Starbucks announces significant store closures and layoffs…UNC illegally hired Bill Belichick for head coach position, former employee claims in lawsuit…Hershey wins lawsuit claiming its Reese’s Halloween candies aren’t spooky enough…A Georgia man has been arrested after stealing more than 91 manhole covers in DeKalb County…A 32-year-old convenience store employee was hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after he jumped on the hood of a car to stop a beer theft…Thank you to our favorite reformed criminal Lucky for letting us know how to professionally shoplift…It was a great way to end the week…Please enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!