Would you soil yourself for a Sentra? A man won a Nissan Sentra after living in a car for a week with others…You couldn’t leave the car to use the restroom…Whatever food you didn’t finish had to stay in there…He soiled himself for the win…Everyone bailed…A man channeled his inner Adam Sandler with a viral video of Sandler emojis as we get ready for Happy Gilmore 2…A town is having an issue with a rock leading into a Wendy’s…Cars keep hitting it…It actually happened on a live newscast…Adam West “Batman” was a sex crazed maniac…He was rumored to be banned from the city of Aspen for engaging in numerous escapades…He was the original freak off king…The long awaited public toilets have arrived in Downtown Asheville…The head coach of the Detroit Lions Dan Campbell was doxed and had to move…A 3yr old somehow left a daycare and went across the street to Walmart and went shopping for 25 minutes…He went to the check-out line with matchbox cars and snacks before someone noticed…Whoopi is not happy about her bathroom arrangements at the new View studios…She has no bathroom…We asked for suggestions on how she can fix this situation…We got composting, digging a hole outside, use a tree…We hope Whoopi’s bathroom situation gets resolved…It’s magic mushroom day…We listened to a man sing about his love for them…Is it normal to kiss your cousin? One Western North Carolina woman thinks so…She played spin the bottle with him and then wound up having a baby with him…She claims it’s normal…Do you get nude when you can’t get the golf ball through the windmill at putt putt? Well one guy did, and he ripped the place apart…Can we not upset the Norwegians? A guy called the Norwegian government because a guy he was losing to in fantasy was going there and he said the guy was coming to blow things up…Can we bring Butch and Suni home? Well, no worries…They are going to vote from space…A woman swallowed bobby pins at a seafood restaurant and didn’t feel it…What you need to be feeling is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!