Your Chinese symbol tattoo could mean Rob Schneider is a carrot…That is what brings us to Opening Audio…A woman went through pictures of Chinese symbol tattoos and let people know what they actually mean…Here are a few…Chicken soup and refrigerator…Well hello Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna…She says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’…Pete Davidson was ‘embarrassed’ by the focus on his big junk…A pastor in Virginia has a long list of arrests…Those arrests have to do with recording men in bathrooms and at gym’s…An update on the story of the train horn man from yesterday…A man who has blared a train horn, tormenting an L.A. neighborhood for two months, is arrested…President Donald Trump is set to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska this afternoon…Instagram’s new location-sharing feature poses risks to minors…Bryan Kohberger whines about being kept up at night by ‘relentless’ inmate taunts…A man in NC who won the lottery wants to up his meat game…He said “I’m tired of eating the thin bologna, I want the thick bologna now.”…Angela Merkel seems to enjoy being nude…There is a big event that goes on there and because of her nudist night at German history the museum is a sell-out…Let’s see that schnitzel Angela…A couple with the last name of Crane had their house destroyed by an actual crane…HOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH?!?! That is a silly game we played after we played some audio of a guy that called 911 over the fact that he didn’t get his burgers at a Brewers game on burger night…The consensus was 333lbs and he is 5’11…Are you with Bird? A 91 year old woman’s car was destroyed after her local gas station was putting water in the gas…A man who admitted throwing a sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer deployed in Washington, D.C., worked at the Justice Department and has been fired…City clarifies Asheville Holiday Parade’s future amid cancellation rumors…The trailer for the explosive Kanye West documentary drops…It has not been a good August for the Japanese…Besides the bear issue they now have a problem with Pokémon Happy Meals…McDonald’s got rid of them because of scalpers…We hope you have a better August than them and you check out this Friday edition of the show!!