Let’s play a game…Would you prefer Rosie gives you mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy with a butter knife? Now that we know Jeff is a take or leave it Wings guy, let’s get to Opening Audio…A Capybara Cafe has opened in Florida…You can drink while you hang with them…Somehow we went down a Don Knotts road…A couple of guys broke the world record for the largest scotch egg…We found a website that sells exotic meats…Want to go half on 4lbs of antelope leg meat? If you are going to get hair transplants, don’t have crazy sex with someone or yourself afterwards…We have a special job for you Orkin man…A 90 year old woman can’t get rid of Gnats…They fly around her genitalia…Speaking of genitalia…A naked man was causing havoc outside of an oyster bar in Florida…He wound up getting chased and arrested at a Dollar General…An inmate has escaped from the Henderson County Detention Facility on Thursday, July 17, the Henderson County Sheriff’s Office said…Authorities have released a 911 call related to the killing of a woman at an Arden gas station Monday morning…President Trump was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, which Leavitt described as a “benign and common condition, particularly in individuals over the age of 70.”…Let’s play a game of would you rather…Rosie wanted to save a 90 year olds life in a restaurant with either mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy…Would you rather have mouth to mouth from Rosie or a trach? The cheating CEO! We talked about the viral story of the CEO who was caught cheating at a Coldplay concert…A woman was mad that a chicken was crossing the road, and another car hit it…So she chased the guy and sprayed him with bear spray…A water rescue call for a person in a canal turned out to be a blow-up doll…While taping his Thursday show, host Stephen Colbert made the surprising announcement that CBS is ending his late-night show in May…If you need your chimney swept you can call Barney’s Complete Chimney Sweep…He will have your Boy Scout tenderfoot badge ready…While you wait for him you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!