Doris you ringer…Do you think you can take us in Bingo? We started the show calling out senior citizens…Did you know Joey Fatone has a tubed meat empire? We like Fat Fatone…How hard will it be to do a St. Elmos fire remake now? Will Rob Lowe have jaundice? These are the questions we ponder…We talked about Jeff’s dream that involved Kamala Harris…Rizzo & The First Gentleman…We tried to figure out what it meant…Someone has to dream about Doug Emhoff…Is anyone actually a Cher fan? We have now determined we want to look like Chaz Bono…Chaz is more ripped than us…RIP to the 15 fish that died when a car plowed through a house and into the tank…It did make us ponder if each fish gets their own grave or do the fish all rest in peace together…Amazon is now doing away with the plastic pillows in your packages…Good luck with your items not breaking…What things could you do with a Pringles can? We talked about a lawyer who did a #2 in one…Was caught on video…Suspended, but just got his job back…We debated whether it was right or wrong …The consensus was that The Fecal MacGyver was a committed hard worker…Beer Hasselhoff…Vodka Hasselhoff…He is an extremely complex man we cannot figure out…George Santos now has an Onlyfans…We went through a list we’d like to see on Onlyfans…Carnie Wilson…Whoopi…Does Steve Harvey have the same mustache downstairs as he has upstairs…Then the calls flew in …Ginger from Gilligan’s Island…Johnny Depp…Should parents charge the other parent for playdates? Another call bonanza…If Little Suzy leaves a 6 pounder on the couch you can just clean it with Brawny according to Blake…The Oscars are going gender neutral, and someone will be living on the moon by the end of the decade…Turn up the #1 drinking song of all time AC/DC Thunderstruck and check out the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!