Is justifiable violence ok when a cup of water costs $5? Is it also justifiable if you win the lotto in Canada and them not pay you? Is meat a good form of payment? Well one woman who worked at a Motel 6 thought so…She worked at the front desk and instead of cash she was accepting ground beef in exchange for a room…Can’t knock the hustle…Happy Bday to Johnny who is sitting on his deck watching the alpacas…If you made a CD for an exorcism what would be your track 3? We talked about a man who used to work with a woman at Chick-Fil-A and felt his ex-coworker was possessed…So, he broke into her house to perform an exorcism…When he was caught, he asked the cops to play track 3 which we determined was Lisa Loeb “Stay” …$112 at Red Lobster? That’s what one guy told us he spent there on a date after we discussed their collab with Flavor Flav and if anyone has eaten there in the last 9 months…We talked about a special kind of pervert…A man took a job at a chiropractor’s office and in two days he was fired for installing a camera in the bathroom at the office…The inconsiderate wedding person…Destination weddings suck…But to have 39 wedding rules upon arrival in Rio? We think not …But we do know The Village People are bad dirty little boys…What is the most disgusting thing you’ve found in your food? Ever find a thumb? One man did…Lick around the nuts and you’ll find the thumb…Get some vegan ice cream…Embrace the nude like the elders…And check out the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!