Pump pump pump it up…Rizzo put on his New Balance shoes and crew socks to kick off the show this morning…Ready for some Spaceballs? Rick Moranis is coming back and so is Spaceballs…There is no Barf though…Can we stop with getting close to Bison? A mother is going viral for taking a picture with a bison…Let’s not gore a baby…A man who works for a Family Dollar was arrested after he chased down a shoplifter and shot him in the backside…You have got to give it to Billy Ray Cyrus for pulling Elizabeth Hurley at 63 years old…If it doesn’t work out we think Lance Bass or Neil Patrick Harris will work out for her…Shout out to our big back community…There are some new Chick-Fil-A sandwiches…Also there are Baconator flavored Cheez-Its…Final tasks of the I-26 project will be in the works in the coming weeks…Ex-WR Antonio Brown has a warrant out for his arrest for attempted murder after an incident that occurred last month…A man on Reddit is known as the fake seizure man…He fakes seizures so that he can have men get on top of him and mount him…Cicadas can kill…A few weeks ago Rizzo caught heat for killing cicadas with oven cleaner…Now we have a story about a cicada that caused a rollover car crash and almost killed someone…TV dads…Cosby? Winslow? Who do you choose? A teacher in Colorado gave kids weed brownies as a prize…Where were these teachers when we were in school? A customer was hurt at Rizzo’s favorite Hot Spot in Woodfin after an altercation with an employee…Ramen has a new flavor for Cup-o-Noodles and it is dill pickle flavor…A massive great white shark is lurking in the waters off North Carolina’s Outer Banks…It is 14ft long and weighs over 1600lbs…While you’re driving to the Outer Banks, you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!