Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? He leaves a pack of tacos on the hood…That’s how we started our Friday…Then we took a trip to Tennessee to listen to a woman who guns down cicadas…When you see a cicada, shoot a cicada! Just admit it…You lied about reading books to get your free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut…Also Rizzo remembers his elementary school librarian…Sally Struthers? Kathy Bates? John Daily? …Just some of the blondes we celebrated on National Blonde Appreciation Day…A quick shout out to Lenny Kravitz who is 9 years celibate…In his free time he can go lick eggs at a supermarket, because that is what folks are doing at one in particular after the market offered compensation for anyone that got food poisoning from their food…On a Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday we find out Grandma Emma wants to pummel her decrepit second ex-husband…Let’s add in Kim Jung Un who is dropping poop on South Korea…Do you enjoy BUTT ROCK? Think Creed…Hinder…Papa Roach…We went through the list of the biggest Butt Rock acts of all time….Do you yearn to be topless? Rizzo & Jeff learned today that Asheville used to have the Breast March where women openly went topless downtown…Be careful if you’re using the restroom because we found out one of our listeners Tim creeps around public restrooms looking for money left behind…That and so much more on the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!