Do you think I am worried about your varicose veins? Give me my roast gramps…A Florida man allegedly punched a wedding officiant in the stomach after receiving a $500 price quote for a beach wedding…A California homeowner came across mysterious, large feces on the roof of his guest house. Shortly after inspecting the droppings, he turned around and came face-to-face with a mountain lion…Calling Kyle Busch “iconic” is an understatement. Yesterday, a joint statement was issued by the Busch family, NASCAR, and Richard Childress Racing saying the driver had been hospitalized with a serious illness…Four lanes on Interstate 26, westbound, are now available to drive on in the construction zone between the Blue Ridge Parkway and Exit 33, to Brevard Road…California Highway Patrol released video of Britney Spears’ DUI arrest back in March. When they asked her to get out of the car, she offered to make them lasagna and a dip in her pool…Tarps Off started with 20 fans in St. Louis & grew to thousands, spreading across MLB. Players are even joining in…A friend of a married couple – who were found dead in their home believes the victims were scammed by a man claiming to be Tom Selleck…A Pensacola, Florida woman, Nicolette Keough, was arrested for allegedly causing over  in damages by urinating on furniture in two Airbnb rentals and posting the videos to adult content websites…An Asheville man has been arrested and charged with multiple felony drug trafficking charges…Joey Chestnut will compete in Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest while under probation for battery charge…Mexican sports journalist Fernando Vargas was carjacked at gunpoint while broadcasting live from a gas station in Morelos…Route 66 Creamery in Hamel, Illinois, shut down for the weekend after scammers posing as police frightened teen employees with a fake demand…Let’s all grab some ice cream at Rizzo & Jeff’s “Cone Together” and check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!