Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mother’s Day weekend lead-in for Rizzo and Jeff! Ashley Madison’s chief strategy officer Paul even phoned in to drop some AMAZING affair stats! Monday after Mother’s Day they see a 400% INCREASE in wife’s and moms looking for a little extra on the side! One subway worker was punched in the mouth for leaving off the extra ham. Should have gotten a burger, like the story Richard Simmonds shared about a juicy moment the WeightSaint had with Roseanne Barr. Roseanne wasn’t exactly THE BEST tv Mom- so we polled North Carolina. Mrs. Cunningham? Peg Bundy? Carrol Brady? We PROMISE you will NEVER guess #1- but SOME your suggestions were on the list. Do you have fond Malibu memories or are you more of a SAAB guy? Is Ozempic butt the new cool fad? How do we know? Rizzo takes it for the real reasons! Most of us stop being cool at 39 anyways. Double check the club on your Sonata and keep that car stereo on 105.9 The Mountain with Rizzo and Jeff.