The best and most fun morning show is on the air this Fryay…Let’s get things going with Opening Audio…Goose wants to show us how to live in the woods…Todd is listening in the shower…OnlyFans model Madelynn May has lined up at least 20 X-rated care packages for soldiers stationed overseas…Wolfgang Van Halen pulled a musical April Fools’ joke on his audience Wednesday night.  He teased that he might go into a Van Halen classic, then he Rick Rolled them!…Did you know the oldest known living land animal is a 192 year old gay tortoise?…A woman was charged after two children living with her tested positive for drugs, the McDowell County Sheriff’s Office said on Facebook. Locals now have a chance to be a part of sports history and a chance to see the stars of the PGA Tour closer than ever…Bogus maple syrup from Quebec producer found on grocery store shelves…Lab tests reveal cans labelled ‘pure’ maple syrup cut with at least 50% cane sugar…The Madison Mallards are offering a “Wiener Wallet,” a wearable hotdog holster…This specialized belt accessory, designed to hold a hotdog…Did you know there are actually five Easter bunnies? The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services approved Mission Hospital’s request to add 95 new acute care beds at its main campus in Buncombe County…A girl who went missing as a young teenager in Arizona more than 30 years ago has been found alive…Woods mentioned “the president” as he walked past an officer who asked that he stay near the scene of the automobile accident…A convicted pimp refuses to be sentenced in his Las Vegas case…Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”…A Fresno doctor was caught on camera allegedly slashing a car’s tire following a parking dispute…Piers Morgan makes a $10,000 bet for charity with James Fishback that he won’t become Governor of Florida…Meet us at Rizzo & Jeff’s Wet & Wild Warehouse this weekend, but before you go check out this Friday edition of the show!!