Is your weekend filled with corned beef and copious sodium? Welcome to St Patrick’s Day Weekend on Rizzo and Jeff! Maybe celebrate after Bernie Sanders proposed 32-hour work week. Maybe grab a 4 pack of Pizza flavored IPA for $40! What’s your go to drunk pizza? Hot cup?! Just say jacuzzi next time! An Asheville DOUGLASS had a stolen one concealed in his front yard with just a tarp. Wonder how much that bath water sells for? What actors should go away? Deniro, Jim Carrey, and Owen Wilson topped our list. Tell you what for $200 Rizzo and Jeff will come spray paint your car green then maybe you won’t have to let it get stolen. Just keep the chainsaw in the back. Remember your tongue can’t solve it all.