Begin the day with a friendly voice…Those voices are Rizzo & Jeff…Unlike Van Halen let’s not wait and let’s get to Opening Audio…Some running enthusiasts are going viral for showing themselves churning butter while running… It’s Friday the 13th!…You better stop Rizzo or I’m calling for the song…A McDonald’s customer found a worm in their Filet-O-Fish, and was grossed out so they posted the pic online…A new poll from The Urology Foundation, reveals that around 80% of men have a nickname for their penis but only 10% have heard of penile cancer…Fairfax County police are searching for a naked man linked to at least three break-ins in a Centreville neighborhood in early March…A house fire is burning in Leicester after an explosion, prompting a response from law enforcement…Costco is back in discussions about the proposed West Asheville project, a development that would bring significant job opportunities to the region…Two Live Nation Ticketing Directors are under fire for bragging about price-gouging customers…A head priest and dean of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh is accused of stealing more than $1000 in baseball cards from a Walmart…A California woman says Southwest Airlines refused to let her board a flight unless she paid hundreds of dollars for an additional seat…Two newlyweds are demanding answers and accountability after they say their monetary wedding gifts went missing from a wedding venue…A Jacksonville man who lost his leg in a car crash says he was told to never return to a Walmart on the west side after parking there in a handicap spot…During an episode of “The Kelly Clarkson Show,” the TV host revealed she never received the $1 million check or the car that were promised after her win on season 1 of American Idol…The “Malcolm in the Middle” reboot is called “Life Is Unfair” and stars Frankie Muniz. All of the original family members are back except one…A Florida Man has been arrested for allegedly laplifting from a strip club…Another guest was stung by a bark scorpion at the Silver Sevens hotel in Las Vegas, costing her $466 in hospital bills…Northeast Ohio is buzzing about claims of Bigfoot wandering around with alleged sightings on trails and wooded areas…Harrison Ford confirms he has listened to his own movie soundtracks during sex…If you voted for Jack Kemp then we want you to listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!