Strap up your velcro shoes pappy…It’s been a real sour cream type of a week…Listener Melvin kicked off the show flat, so we get to Opening Audio…During an interview, Kelly Rowland pointed out that Beyoncé doesn’t pronounce the “R” in algebra in her 2011 song 1+1…Some snow mobilers from New Hampshire saved a moose that got stuck in deep snow the other day…Prosecutors say a California plumber killed a 72-year-old man with fentanyl to steal his money… Recently unsealed documents in the Jeffrey Epstein files include numerous references to Asheville and individuals from the area, according to a review of the records…Nearly a year and a half after Helene, has learned that approximately 47 Buncombe properties and associated homeowners will be able to start the process of getting a buyout bid for their storm-ravaged homes in Buncombe County…Donald Trump has directed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to release government files related to aliens, extraterrestrial life and UFOs…Residents of The Northfield, a local senior housing facility that’s set to close, staged a sit-in Wednesday outside of their building…Australian Olympic reporter Danika Mason, who was seemingly drunk on the air Wednesday, apologized Thursday for her actions… A viral video shows the moment an Uber driver asked a passenger to get out of the vehicle due to the company’s “no pets” policy. The young woman identified herself as a therian and introduced herself as “Daysi, a Spanish Greyhound,”…A woman has been charged following a Feb. 13 fatal motorcycle accident that happened at the intersection of Eliada Home Road and New Leicester Highway…Buncombe County residents are reacting after Costco announced its withdrawal plans to build in Asheville…The former Arby’s on Patton Avenue is proposed to be a new drive-thru chain, called 7 Brew Coffee…Villain hitting is a traditional Hong Kong folk ritual where practitioners, often elderly women, use a shoe to strike paper effigies, symbolically driving away bad luck, negative energy, or specific enemies…A man says “Ain’t that the truth. I spend about $40 – $60 on Butter a week alone.”…Reverend Jeff is here to wish you a great weekend and he wants you to listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!