Things will be great when you’re downtown…We kicked off the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha who is heading downtown tonight to party for Valentine’s Day…That rolls us into Opening Audio…Howdy! Arizona has legislation out to make howdy the official greeting of the state…You cannot have howdy without the doody…Rod Stewarts wife let us know how they keep it hot and sexy in the bedroom…Listener Glenn thinks he looks like Phyllis Diller…Do you have an outside friend? A man who lives outside used a milk jug to break into a house and make a sandwich…A man was shot outside of a taco food truck and it did not stop the customers…One man stepped over the dead body and got his taco…Rizzo has a whale plan…A man was swallowed by a humpback whale and spit back out…Rizzo thinks he can go out of the back door…Tik Tok is back on the Apple and Google Play stores…Kanye West is getting yet another divorce…His new wife has had enough…Rizzo was bald bashed…He was told that he looks like Clint Howard…How demoralizing…Clint Howard looks like he hangs at a bathhouse or he’s a craigslist connection…We are on the hunt for the elusive Burnsville Batman…He is a man who goes around Burnsville NC and claims to keep the city safe…John Lithgow wears jock straps? John is going to be playing a role in the new Harry Potter series…We chatted Lithgow…A woman stole over $20,000 in money from a woman she was working for and replaced it with movie picture money, which looks very real…A woman managed to get banned from all 4600 Walmarts in the continental United States after scanning $1 barcodes for every item she had…A man was pulled over going 129 MPH…A woman named Panky let deputies know that she is not hard to find…They were looking for her…A woman gave birth on a NYC subway train…Throw on your Skecher freshies and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!