General Hospital, One Life To Live, Guiding Light…Ya we opened the show talking about Noah Drake aka Rick Springfield and Luke and Laura…Soap chat…Opening Audio time…A bar owner in Richmond, New Zealand has said she was shocked to find a baby seal had entered her bar…Tara Reid’s drink was not drugged at a hotel in Rosemont, police say… A man was mistakenly released from the Buncombe County Detention Center, according to a Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office press release…Someone in Brampton, Ontario, posted anti-Santa signs along a parade route, sparking complaints and police involvement…Dildo is a local service district and designated place in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador on the island of Newfoundland …Columbia Sportswear’s bold challenge to flat earthers involves snapping a photo at the edge of the Earth and winning the company’s assets…Patience has paid off for police in New Zealand. They’ve recovered a Fabergé egg locket six days after a suspected thief swallowed it… In a statement issued by GameStop this week, the company confirmed that it had paid out $30,494.70 to a customer who traded in a mint-condition Holo Gengar trading card at a store in Grapevine, Texas…Three people are facing charges in connection with a metal theft, according to a Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office press release…A 72-year-old woman was left hospitalized after a flock of geese knocked her to the ground and repeatedly pecked her at a Texas park…Paul Anka made headlines this week when he confirmed Frank was very well-endowed…Milton Berle, considered America’s first TV star, had a massive penis. In his autobiography, Berle tells of a man who accosted him in a steam bath…Jackie Vernon, the voice actor behind the 1969 holiday classic “Frosty the Snowman,” reportedly had multiple families before settling down with his wife until he died, Hazel…A Gujarat man revives electrocuted snake with mouth-to-mouth CPR…Netflix on Friday announced it had reached a deal to acquire Warner Bros. including the company’s film and television studios and streamer HBO Max for $82.7 billion…The increased legalization and acceptance of marijuana has led to a rise in an unusual side effect known on social media as “scromiting…Please do not scromit as you listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!