THE APOCALYPSE!! A dusting of snow and Asheville shuts down…Rizzo & Jeff aren’t deterred…Paul Reiser met his wife at a comedy club…She was a cocktail waitress…Who cares…Wiz wit or wiz witout…The Hallmark Movie about the Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift takes a trip to Philly to order cheesesteaks…Joe Biden is from Ireland now…The president welcomed the Boston Celtics to The White House to celebrate their championship and he told us the name The Secret Service has for him…”Celtic”…#showusyourhole…That is actually a pothole campaign for Kenosha, Wisconsin…The comments on the county Facebook page are insane…We had to read them…Where are you in your life where you dress as Michael Jackson and perform at a retirement community? Ask Grizzelda…She was the woman that put it down on the King of Pop…The KFC lickable wrapping paper has completely sold out…Lowes is hooking people up with full Thanksgiving dinners here in Asheville on Tuesday…We walked through how to curate the perfect fast food Thanksgiving dinner…A couple got pregnant in prison without even meeting each other…They would pass the stuff through the vent 5 times a day with saran wrap and then she would administer it…Hollywood is getting weird…We have determined that Martha Stewart is a call girl and Paul Rieser is a call boy? Or at least we think so…Ever been gummed? A senior citizen broke into his neighbor’s house, and he was caught because he left his dentures behind…Dentures have a distinct code on them that identifies them with the individual…Do you have a middle-aged friend that needs to be told that they aren’t going to make it as a musician? Thanks to PNC we found out that the 12 days of Christmas cost about 40K…A man was close to dying after being diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria on his butt…A Virginia woman pushed her husband to disembowel a pizza shop worker for botching her order…A man has not used shampoo in 8 years…Break out the sleds and while sledding, make sure to check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!