Jesus, Mary & Joseph…Dreams come true with Rosie…You will find out later on in the podcast about her…RIP to the oldest person in US history…Elizabeth Francis has passed away at 115…Are you married to a hefty or a sturdy? Don’t hire goofy influencers to ask for a divorce on your behalf…Hire Brian Baumgartner from The Office…Bucatini for dinner on this National Pasta/Silly Fingers Day it is…If you ever run into the poutine pappas just watch your back…A group of elders known as the poutine pappas are operating a golf cart theft ring in Canada…You will notice them when they lift their shirts because they have a tattoo with fries covered in gravy…Halloween scaries ruined…We learned today that the Micheal Myers mask was actually a Captain Kirk from Star Trek mask with the eyebrows and sideburns ripped off…President Jill Biden will be in Asheville today…We are worried about Joe being left on the beach in Delaware alone…Onions being pulled from KFC, Taco Bell & Pizza Hut now…Kim Kardashian is happy for the Menendez brothers possibly getting released…People are losing control a tad with things going on…A woman was sad she didn’t get impregnated by a tire…A woman thinks her ghost husband is on opioids…And then another woman came out of “the casket” …Kim Jeong got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame surprisingly…We now introduce you to Rosie’s Ramblings…A new segment on the show that comes as the ramblings come from Rosie…She rambles about a wide range of topics and we will bring them to you…Johnny claims he would double bag for Rosie…Ever wonder what it would be like to hypnotize Al Roker? Well, no worries, we have the audio for you…Al Roker was hypnotized to howl at the moon when someone said “weather”…Dame Helen Mirren is sad that Kurt Cobain was not able to see or use GPS…Superhuman AI will soon be able to predict your death…We predict you will listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!