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BEST LIVE ALBUMS

Thin Lizzy is taking top honors for their concert recording. The band's 1978 disc "Live And Dangerous" has earned the title of "The Greatest Live Album of All Time" in a PlanetRock.com poll. Coming in at number two on the fan-voted list, is Deep Purple's 1973 effort "Made In Japan," while UFO's 1979 concert collection "Strangers in the Night" lands at number three. The Who's 1970 album "Live At Leeds" and AC/DC's 1978 set "If You Want Blood, You Got It" round out the top five.

Some bands have multiple entries. Rush placed three discs on the list, while Led Zeppelin and Queen are each represented with two albums. The Canadian trio's titles include "All The World's A Stage" at 19, "Exit Stage Left" at 20, and "Rush In Rio" at 35. Zeppelin's entries are "The Song Remains the Same" at 17 and "How The West Was Won" at 25. Queen's "Live Killers" is in 18th place, and their "Live at Wembley '86" has the number 26 spot. Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, KISS, Genesis, Yes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Metallica are among the other bands with albums making the cut.

Planet Rock's "Greatest Live Albums of All Time" Top 40 List

1. Thin Lizzy, "Live & Dangerous"

2. Deep Purple, "Made In Japan"

3. UFO, "Strangers In The Night"

4. The Who, "Live At Leeds"

5. AC/DC, "If You Want Blood, You Got It"

6. Iron Maiden, "Live After Death"

7. Pink Floyd, "PULSE"

8. Peter Frampton, "Frampton Comes Alive"

9. KISS, "Alive"

10. Genesis, "Seconds Out"

11. Status Quo, "Live!"

12. Yes, "Yessongs"

13. Jethro Tull, "Bursting Out"

14. Hawkwind, "Space Ritual"

15. Cheap Trick, "At Budokan"

16. Wishbone Ash, "Live Dates (1973)"

17. Led Zeppelin, "The Song Remains the Same"

18. Queen, "Live Killers"

19. Rush, "All The World's A Stage"

20. Rush, "Exit Stage Left"

21. Lynyrd Skynyrd, "One More From The Road"

22. Motorhead, "No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith"

23. Humble Pie, "Rockin' The Filmore"

24. Uriah Heep, "Live 1973"

25. Led Zeppelin, "How The West Was Won"

26. Queen, "Live at Wembley '86"

27. Asia, "Fantasia"

28. Rory Gallagher, "Irish Tour '74"

29. Whitesnake, "Live in the Heart of the City"

30. Allman Brothers Band, "Live at Fillmore East"

31. Slade, "Slade Alive"

32. Metallica, "S & M"

33. Rolling Stones, "Get Yer Ya Ya's Out"

34. Free, "Live"

35. Rush, "Rush In Rio"

36. Thunder, "20 Years And Out: Hammersmith Apollo July 2009"

37. Rainbow, "On Stage"

38. "Woodstock" Soundtrack

39. David Gilmour, "Live in Gdansk"

40. Judas Priest, "Unleashed In The East"

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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to the woman and says, "Ma' am, If your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me." She replied, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow.......Im in room 221."

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had beed employed there for years. When he came home one day he had to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He told her that he had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he go see a sex therapist to talk about it, Bill said that it was too embarrassing. He vowed to overcome this compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see that something was seriously wrong. "Whats wrong Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember I told you about how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh no Bill, you didnt" she exclaimed. "Yes I did." he said. "My god Bill, what happened?" I got fired." "No Bill, I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh.........she got fired too."

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